A bull.
Not a bullsh**ter.
You’ve heard the chatter.
Now you’re wondering: is this guy for real?
Yes. I’m a proud gay Democrat who’s taking down Congressional scumbag Lauren Boebert.
Growing up in Colorado, I learned the value of hard work and decency. I studied mechanical engineering and worked for almost 10 years building small businesses.
I’m tired of the bulls**t in Washington. It’s embarassing, but more importantly, it costs lives. I lost my brother to mental illness in large part because the system failed him. I’ve seen firsthand the damage that morons like Lauren Boebert can do. We can, and must, be better than this.
Together, we’ll build a Colorado for the future: clean jobs and accessible healthcare to bring families back above Boebert’s poverty line; affordable housing through corporate tax-fueled housing stipends for the middle class and federal resources for new developments; and access to the ballot for every citizen. (The fact that I even have to say that is insane.)
Forging a new path through our bipartisan dumpster fire won’t be easy. We need a new generation of common sense leadership to sidestep the mayhem and turn a new page.
Oh, and as for Boebert? In case you haven’t noticed, I’m plenty capable of cutting through her s**t.
Ready for change? Welcome.
Why the long face? 💩
Beating Boebert is gonna be a fun ride. And we’re just getting started.
